welcome back

well now, mr anderson.
the law tells us you should not jaywalk, but common sense tells us where we cross the friggin street is all the same to the lawmaker. God won't throw a lightning at you, i am positive he won't. But i still have to write you a ticket. Sorry.

After that legendarily annoying cop went through his story chest to draw a picture of right and wrong, i had to stumble across.
-hello!
-hi...
-why are YOU sad?
-i was hoping you knew, got back to your old boyfriend?
-yeah, how'd you guess
-just my mood change, byebye
-seeya

well, as clueless as they are sometimes you know they are just fucking with you, not just all night, i mean...